Update 8:00 PM EDT Saturday: Uncovered as a hoax by Rebecca Greenfield of The Atlantic. I'm quoted in the article though! :-) Thanks for being a part, everyone.
Update 10:30 AM EDT: The response has been overwhelming. Lots of information coming in. Really interesting. Thanks people. Keep it coming
Update 3:25 PM EDT: Mark Davidson favorited my first tweet about this website, and then tweeted a link to this site as well. He's a fan apparently.
UPDATE 3:00 PM EDT: Mark Davidson has tweeted again from his Twitter account with a "suspension" notice. This is not an actual Twitter suspension, but apparently a self-enforced one until 6 PM EDT today.